okay i am inebriated rn but
CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS A FUCKIN QUEEN AND CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
I WOULD DIE FOR HER
I WOULD KILL FOR HER
I WOULD LET HER KILL ME
SHE IS AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE AND CUT TO THE FEELING IS A MASTERPIECE
EMOTION IS A BANGER FRONT TO BACK AND THE B SIDES ARE EVEN BETTER
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO CARLY RAE JEPSEN
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happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession
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Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity
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get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.




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The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying
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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
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LOOK AT THIS BABY
THIS BABY IS DOING SO GOOD!
I.. Am about to cry.
this is the most peautiful thing i’ve seen all day
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(Chester Scoville is a scholar in teaching, learning, and multimodal rhetorics
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A lot of the women who have stepped forward - and I stand in solidarity with them - what they’re getting paid, which is half of what a man is getting paid, well we get probably a tenth of what a Caucasian woman gets. And I’m number one on the call sheet. And then I have to go in and I have to hustle for my worth.
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poncho enjoyed the back massager at therapy today
An absolute wiggle boy

